Danger: Broccoloi


An R-rated food. Must be 17 or accompanied by adult to eat safely.

Highly-intelligent child holds up half-eaten stem of steamed broccoli:

Dad, will this make me dead?”


Family doctor Dad replies, “ABSOLUTELY, son.  Some stuff just wasn’t meant to be eaten by 3-year old boys.  Put it down quietly before you mom sees, and go get the chips.”