Highly-intelligent child holds up half-eaten stem of steamed broccoli:
“Dad, will this make me dead?”
Family doctor Dad replies, “ABSOLUTELY, son. Some stuff just wasn’t meant to be eaten by 3-year old boys. Put it down quietly before you mom sees, and go get the chips.”
2 thoughts on “Danger: Broccoloi”
ROFLOL – I have two who dip their broccoli in ketchup to hide the taste.